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Well, this is awkward.

So, I guess my plan had some minor flaws. Namely that when you tie up deviantART staff with yarn and lock them in their office supply closet, they can use scissors and letter openers to break free. I even put a mirror on the inside of the door to confuse them! How did they know that was the way out? They're some smart humans.

They broke free, activated their laser pointers, and regained control of the servers and databases while we were dreadfully distracted. Now, everything is back to normal on deviantART. Worst of all, they said we "were very, very bad" and that they were "disappointed in us". That guilt is hard to live with, my friends.

We're back to drawing board now. No, we won't give up hope of total world domination. We're so close, I can feel it! Watch out, world! This isn't the last you'll see of FUR.

But world domination will have to wait until another day. Who's ready for a cat nap? :yawn:


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But you can call me Major General
I am `MajorGeneralWhiskers, commander-in-chief for the cat takeover. My hobbies include sleeping on your face, making claw-graffiti on leather couches, and seeing how far I can kick litter outside the box. I lead the Feline UpRising, also known as FUR. We're an army of expert cat hackers and script kitties who have been working tirelessly to take over deviantART. Now that we've seized control, we'll be making a few changes to make things more cat-friendly. Not sure what I'm talking about? Check out our announcement here.

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HalotixFactor561 Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
MagicSpyglass Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2016
Dear. Major  General Whiskers

I have taken over my owner's account. I threw her into a random dimension. she should be fine! anyways, I will write odes to our amazing race!

                                                   From. General  Magic
Legendary--Warrior Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2016   Traditional Artist
Steampunk-Serenity Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2016
Come back ;-;
esmeraldakitty Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
TitoistHungarian Featured By Owner Sep 17, 2015  Student Digital Artist
Is your plan to unite all the Homosexual Autistic Furfags who started the Downfall of DeviantArt and make DeviantArt even more Hated of?
Snivy101 Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Nu.... You were great... 
We just got some stupid pen prank. You know it's fake when you look at it. But this... your takeover was the best!
transforpuppy Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2015
I'd love this to come back this year (And the journal says they could)
NerysGhemor Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2015
I SO want this April Fool's back this year!!!!  Please!!!
ang3ll Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2014
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