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Well, this is awkward.

So, I guess my plan had some minor flaws. Namely that when you tie up deviantART staff with yarn and lock them in their office supply closet, they can use scissors and letter openers to break free. I even put a mirror on the inside of the door to confuse them! How did they know that was the way out? They're some smart humans.

They broke free, activated their laser pointers, and regained control of the servers and databases while we were dreadfully distracted. Now, everything is back to normal on deviantART. Worst of all, they said we "were very, very bad" and that they were "disappointed in us". That guilt is hard to live with, my friends.

We're back to drawing board now. No, we won't give up hope of total world domination. We're so close, I can feel it! Watch out, world! This isn't the last you'll see of FUR.

But world domination will have to wait until another day. Who's ready for a cat nap? :yawn:


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But you can call me Major General
I am `MajorGeneralWhiskers, commander-in-chief for the cat takeover. My hobbies include sleeping on your face, making claw-graffiti on leather couches, and seeing how far I can kick litter outside the box. I lead the Feline UpRising, also known as FUR. We're an army of expert cat hackers and script kitties who have been working tirelessly to take over deviantART. Now that we've seized control, we'll be making a few changes to make things more cat-friendly. Not sure what I'm talking about? Check out our announcement here.

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NerysGhemor Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2015
I SO want this April Fool's back this year!!!!  Please!!!
ang3ll Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2014
Endorell-Taelos Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2014   General Artist
You should have had the Whiskers Badge :meow: You should really come back one day. :dummy: 
Steampunk-Serenity Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2014
You still have time to come back. Please do. We're lost without your guidance, oh supreme one.
midnight21 Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
april fool's day is just around the corner. i hope there's a sequel to this :D
Sophibelle Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2014   Photographer
<3 ^‿^
The-Necromancer Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
The GREAT and POWERFUL Necromancer has tagged you.

Feel free to disregard this message, The-Necromancer had gotten bored...
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