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Well, this is awkward.

So, I guess my plan had some minor flaws. Namely that when you tie up deviantART staff with yarn and lock them in their office supply closet, they can use scissors and letter openers to break free. I even put a mirror on the inside of the door to confuse them! How did they know that was the way out? They're some smart humans.

They broke free, activated their laser pointers, and regained control of the servers and databases while we were dreadfully distracted. Now, everything is back to normal on deviantART. Worst of all, they said we "were very, very bad" and that they were "disappointed in us". That guilt is hard to live with, my friends.

We're back to drawing board now. No, we won't give up hope of total world domination. We're so close, I can feel it! Watch out, world! This isn't the last you'll see of FUR.

But world domination will have to wait until another day. Who's ready for a cat nap? :yawn:
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:iconang3ll:
ang3ll Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2014
T^T
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:iconbubble-chan192:
bubble-chan192 Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Please come back next year...
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:iconoldmanwinters:
oldmanwinters Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2013
We will never forget. We will always remember.

Viva :iconmajorgeneralwhiskers: !
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:iconmysticm:
MysticM Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012
I really hope it isn't the last of FUR. I like the idea of Feline Resistance against the Canine Rebellion.
:icongermanshepherdplz:
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:iconangemuet:
angemuet Featured By Owner Sep 19, 2012
i say lets all cat nap and dream up your next try, General!!!
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:iconbinarystep:
binarystep Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I hope you win next time. :salute:
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:iconwriggle-kick:
Wriggle-Kick Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Don't worry, General. I know cats are overused, but we all love you.
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:iconaxelfangirl8:
AXELFANGIRL8 Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
:yawn: I'm ready for a cat nap..
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:iconfisheh-kitty:
Fisheh-Kitty Featured By Owner Jun 6, 2012
:iconworshipplz: I still worship you General Whiskers! You are forever my god! :D
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:iconsummerprinsses123:
SummerPrinsses123 Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2012
dog are stronger then cats and there cuter to and smarter
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:iconbloodthirstydarkstar:
And who's never owned a cat? >->
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:icondictatorchocolate:
DictatorChocolate Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2012  Student General Artist
In your opinion. :iconawesomefaceplz: At least cats don't need an owner to depend on.
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:icontarget21:
Target21 Featured By Owner May 19, 2012
its because you suck. Cats cant win against dogs.
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:iconmeruetta:
Meruetta Featured By Owner May 27, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:iconwhatdidyoujustsayplz:
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:icontarget21:
Target21 Featured By Owner May 27, 2012
WTH is that supposed to mean?!
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:icondgrayscythe21:
Dgrayscythe21 Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Whaddya think it means dumbass.
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:icontarget21:
Target21 Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2012
No you
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:iconmeruetta:
Meruetta Featured By Owner May 27, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
"What did you just say?"
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:icontarget21:
Target21 Featured By Owner May 27, 2012
?
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:iconaxelfangirl8:
AXELFANGIRL8 Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
-_-.....................
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:icontotalfknnoob:
Totalfknnoob Featured By Owner May 9, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
long live FUR~
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:iconnoktorren:
Noktorren Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
One day Sir....One day your plan will be purrfected.....Maybe next time we confiscate theyre mail openers and scissors! Then they will truly be helpless against FUR.
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:iconsnowballcatartist:
SnowballCatArtist Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Poor cats.
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:iconnarkro555:
narkro555 Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2012  Student Digital Artist
500th comment.
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:iconiloveportalz0r:
iloveportalz0r Featured By Owner Oct 26, 2012
:iconirresponsibledadplz:
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:iconnormalmadcat:
normalMADcat Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
kittehhhh
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:iconstrange154:
Strange154 Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2012
All hail the Major General! Long live FUR cats shall rule the world!
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:iconviet-anh-the-taurus:
Viet-Anh-the-Taurus Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
You want to take over DA, you'll have to get over my dead body first !
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:iconkaitoshionsexiness:
KaitoShionSexiness Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2012
Stupid cats. This is why I hate them. :I
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:iconpyrokiss1223:
pyrokiss1223 Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2012  Student Artist
YARN?!?
MIRRORS?!?!
oh my celestia, you guys have to be the most stupidest cats i have ever met. even I know humans dont get confused by the stupid things you idiot kittypets do.
you guys are a shame to cats everywhere.

oh right, you guys have tiny brains, let me say it in a way you will understand.

:iconzoidbergplz: YOUR PLAN WAS BAD AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD.
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:iconripplebound:
Ripplebound Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
hey stop trollin'

I'm some new recruit made a mistake, that's all.

No need to blame FUR.
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:iconpyrokiss1223:
pyrokiss1223 Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2012  Student Artist
yea but thanks to that mistake, WE'RE SLAVES OF DA AGAIN -3-
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:iconyukim4ru:
yukim4ru Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2012  Student General Artist
Heil Whiskers!
You can do it!
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:iconthe-last-wimbleton:
The-Last-Wimbleton Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Please be gentle on me... I really do love cats!
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:iconbenguy12:
Benguy12 Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2012  Professional Interface Designer
sorry to hear that.
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:iconsummercat123:
summercat123 Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2012
Summer: Oh, better luck next time General!
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:iconredsgirl014:
RedsGirl014 Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2012  Student Digital Artist
Why are all of you doing this?! It's stupid! He's just a stupid cat!!!
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:iconprincesskatlissa:
PrincessKatLissa Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Sir, may I join you the next time you try to take over dA? :salute: I'm sure you would need a human on your side.
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:iconsophibelle:
Sophibelle Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2012   Photographer
Cute! :aww:
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:iconsnowest-has:
Snowest-Has Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Aw
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:iconandymagnuseth:
AndyMagnuseth Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Aww. I purposefully didn't do any deviations in the hope that you would rule forever.
It'd definitely be an improvement.
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:iconautoconseeker:
Autoconseeker Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
We have won! Haha!!
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:iconchibivampiresakura:
ChibiVampireSakura Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Noooooo..... We should have won.... I shall forever be one FUR's side oh great overlords
we shall win next time...we shall
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:iconblackookamiwolf:
BlackOokamiWolf Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2012
Better luck next year
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:iconlhs1014:
lhs1014 Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2012
Awww... Cats should rule the world. It would make the world a much better place.
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:iconcareerfromdistrict4:
CareerFromDistrict4 Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2012  Student General Artist
Aw sorry about that General. Here have a cat treat, it's mouse flavored ad extra big *hands*.

Meow, Meow, Meow

(translation- see you around, good luck)
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:iconkidomomo:
kidomomo Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Good luck with your next uprising! Nyan~
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:iconbtrlover16:
BTRlover16 Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2012
I salute you, Major General Whiskers! :salute::salute::salute::salute: Stay strong soldier!


Love and salute you,

BTRlover16

PS I LOVE BTR!
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:icon1234lert7nan2:
1234LERT7Nan2 Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
nooooo
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:iconmysticm:
MysticM Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2012
Who "fetched" the humans the scissors?
:iconresistfurplz:

I know this was just an April Fool but it was fun rallying the dog fanatics. Will FUR and maybe Canine Resistance be expanded on?
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