Hello new minions,
Welcome to the new deviantART. We're on our way to making this site what it should be -- the perfect haven for cats. Our announcement here
explains everything you need to know about our takeover.
It's been a dream of mine to take over deviantART ever since I was a young kitten. Especially once fourteenthstar
banned me for being underage, even though I was clearly over 13 in human years. But now, I'm back and ready to take charge.
Phase 1 was a complete success. We've taken control of all deviantART's internal controls, including taking Fella hostage. Good luck trying to free him! 15,000 deviations is a lofty goal.
Phase 2 is well underway. Have you seen our educational facts pop up? Have you learned what a group of cats is called? This is all crucial information for you to remember as our new subjects. It will
be on the test.
Anyway, you're free to go about your business. Be on the lookout for updates about our meow-sterful plan!
WE CAN HAZ DEVIANTART.